Christine Taylor as Melody Hanson

Episodes 62

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An old rival of Brad visits the ranch.

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Ted and Brad accidentally handcuff each other together. Will they survive until the locksmith arrives?

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Mr. Ernst puts Ted in charge of the ranch while he is out for the day. Chaos ensues!

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Date Nite

3x3

Ted convinces Brad to go on a date with him before he leaves to go to summer school.

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Jake, Mr. Ernst's trouble-making nephew, comes to stay at the Bar None Ranch.

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Superstition

3x6

Jake's superstitious nature prevents him from trying out for a TV game show.

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Ex-Static

3x8

Mr. Ernst's ex-wife arrives at the ranch.

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After being constantly taken advantage of by her friends, Melody decides to go on strike.

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Killer Ernst

3x10

Mr. Ernst becomes a professional wrestler to keep from losing the ranch's money.

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Melody's Brother

3x11

Melody helps her brother with a problem.

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Dudesbury

4x4

Danny writes an unflattering comic strip about the Bar None Ranch and its staff members.

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Fear

4x5

The pool at the Bar None Ranch will close unless the staff becomes certified in life saving procedures.

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Brad and Kyle are tied up and left in the desert during a camping trip.

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Return of Ted

4x8

Jake discovers the identity of a mysterious peeping Tom who's been bothering the gang.

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Doghouse Blues

4x10

Jake solves the neighbors' dispute.

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Murder, He Wrote

4x13

Mr. Ernst and the staff plan a murder-mystery night to raise money for the ranch.

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Miss Tucson

5x1

Melody becomes obsessed with winning a beauty pageant.

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To keep Jake from being fired, the staff invents an imaginary worker to blame for his mistakes.

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The staff tries to convince Ted that he is shrinking.

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Rest In Pieces

5x4

The kids, under the misconception that Mr. Ernst is dying, try to keep him awake.

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Baby

5x5

The kids try to take care of a baby left behind at the ranch until the mother returns.

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Jealous Guy

5x6

Ted and Kyle must rely on each other to escape the danger of the desert.

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Amnesia

5x7

Mr. Ernst develops amnesia.

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Presumed Stupid

5x8

Jake and Buddy investigate a case of thievery in which Ted is the prime suspect.

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Crush

5x9

Buddy develops romantic feelings for Melody.

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Low Budget Brad

5x10

Brad's father loses his job. The gang helps her save money.

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Jake's Fight

5x11

Jake takes on two bullies at the Bar None Ranch.

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Double Date

5x12

Ted asks Melody out to make Brad jealous.

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War

5x13

The gang plays an night-time game of Capture the Flag.

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August 6, 1989

Another summer at the Bar None Ranch begins with the arrival of a new employee!

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August 13, 1989

Ted and Danny take on Brad and Melody in various competitions in a battle of the sexes!

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September 10, 1989

Melody falls in love with a guest at the ranch. The gang helps her prepare for her date.

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Perfect Father

1x7
September 17, 1989

A bank robber visits the Bar None Ranch.

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Rainmen

1x9
October 1, 1989

Danny must choose between his friends and his Native American heritage.

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Suspicion

1x11
October 15, 1989

The kids think one of the guests is a murderer.

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October 22, 1989

Tension builds among the staff when Mr. Ernst announces the title of Employee of the Week.

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Pain In The Neck

1x13
October 29, 1989

Teds carelessness results in an injury to Danny.

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Loose Lips

2x1
November 5, 1989

Ted and Melody learn the consequences of spilling secrets.

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November 12, 1989

The kids compete to see who is worthy of a $100 tip left by a guest.

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November 19, 1989

Melody trains to become an Olympic champion. Can she handle the pressure?

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November 26, 1989

Tension builds among the boys and girls.

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Crash Landing

2x5
December 3, 1989

A small plane crashes on the Bar None Ranch. Why is the pilot acting so strange?

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Ghost Stories

2x6
December 10, 1989

The kids tell ghost stories.

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Teacher's Pest

2x7
December 17, 1989

Ted's English teacher visits the Bar None Ranch.

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Treasure Teens

2x8
January 7, 1990

Cleaning out the garbage in the back, Ted finds a map to a buried treasure.

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Dan The Man

2x9
January 14, 1990

Danny feels responsible for the near-death of a horse.

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Cowbow Ernst

2x12
January 19, 1990

The gang tries to convince Mr. Ernst not to sell the Bar None Ranch.

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Superstar

2x10
January 21, 1990

Melody falls head over heels for her favorite TV heartthrob who's visiting the ranch.

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January 28, 1990

It's a nightmare come true when Ted loses the child he is baby-sitting.

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Cowboy Ernst

1x25
February 4, 1990

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February 11, 1990

The gang is terrified when they observe men in space suits roaming the Bar None Ranch.

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Hey Cinderlla

3x2
April 13, 1990

The Bar None Ranch is visited by a bunch of rich snobs.

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Sewn At The Hip

3x5
May 4, 1990

When an old friend of Melody's comes to visit, Melody finds that nothing ever stays the same.

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The Bad Seed

3x12
June 22, 1990

Buddy is put in charge of a trouble-making guest at the ranch.

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Stick Around

3x13
June 29, 1990

After meeting Brad, Kyle decides to stay at the Bar None Ranch for the summer.

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They're Back

4x1
September 7, 1990

The Vlecks stay at the Bar None Ranch while the Snake Eyes Ranch is being repaired.

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Ride, She Said

4x2
September 14, 1990

Bradley learns the true meaning of Christmas from her friendship with a disabled boy.

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Magnum Ernst

4x3
September 21, 1990

Mr. Ernst becomes sheriff, and Danny and Buddy work on the first living-desert museum.

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Secret Admirer

4x6
October 12, 1990

Brad and Meloday try to cheer up Mr. Ernst but their plans go awry.

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November 2, 1990

An archaeologist discovers a sacred Indian burial ground at the Bar None.

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Some Like It Hot

4x11
November 16, 1990

Danny and Jake's impersonations of visiting travel writers fool Mr. Ernst.

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Mr. Moneybags

4x12
December 7, 1990

Because of financial difficulties, Mr. Ernst considers selling the Bar None.

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