Season 5 (1974)
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Episodes 10
They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."
Read MoreThe Gypsy's Warning
The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.
Read MoreThe Biggest Woodworm In The World
Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.
Read MoreHome Tweet Home
Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.
Read MoreYou're Never Too Old To Be Young
Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!
Read MoreThe Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates
Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...
Read MoreHappy Birthday Sid
What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?
Read MoreFreedom Is.....
Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.
Read MoreMr Chairman
Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.
Read MoreAnd Afterwards At.........
Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.
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