Eric invites Sloan to Vince’s premiere, but just “as friends.” Ari arranges a friend date between Mrs. Gold and Andrew’s wife, but his new partner’s actions threaten to foil Ari’s plans. Meanwhile, Lloyd goes on a crash diet per Ari’s demand. And Turtle makes his red-carpet debut with Jamie-Lynn on his arm.

With production on his next film delayed, Vince searches for ways to amuse himself. Andrew tells Ari he's ended his affair with Lizzie, but Ari has Lloyd keep an eye on him anyway. Drama auditions actresses to play his new love interest on "Five Towns"; Jamie-Lynn takes Turtle shopping for back-to-school clothes; and a bored E contemplates his next move.

Eric agrees to meet with Sloan, but rethinks their whole relationship after Ashley calls him. Andrew's meltdown puts a big deal in jeopardy. Fearing for their safety, Vince and the boys decide to call in the pros.