A man tells his son of his true identity, while a pint of milk finds itself before a medieval court.

A man gets more than he bargained for when he goes to buy a pair of shoes and the Department are on the lookout for a missing file.

An elderly man looks for a get well card, a man has trouble asking his wife to pass him the marmalade at breakfast, and there's the scary tale of the Red Hat of Patferrick.

A reader is disappointed by Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre and contestants avoid the obvious on Countdown.

Two men with no experience of flying go up in a light aircraft, a bishop and part-time heavy metal singer finds himself in court, and two pedantic customers make life difficult for a waitress.