Teaching a safe-sex class in high school isn't intimidating for Dr. Doogie, but one of the students is a beefy bruiser who wants to fight Doogie after class.

Doogie and McGuire put their friendship on the line while competing for the Resident of the Year award.

Vinnie awaits word of whether he's accepted to film school.

Doogie's parents want him to pay room and board; Spaulding's father doesn't want a pacemaker.

Doogie takes a liking to a homely librarian only after he learns she's scheduled for plastic surgery; a youth counselor's lies trap him in a kind of prison.

The examination of a mummy brings rumblings of a curse from the staff and has Doogie contemplating the limits of modern medicine.