Flight Lieutenant Harrison drove from HQ down or up to the hard to find Auchnacluchnie to recommenced the local Base be closed. Harrison and driver read signs. No petrol for 60 mile and No sweets for 32 miles.

In the Ready room Airmen Tench reports to Wing-Commander Campbell-Stokes of an incoming missel 8 miles out. The 8 miles out missel happens to be Harrison 8 feet out. After introduction Tench informed the other 2 he armed the guided missal. In the end Flight Lieutenant Harrison switched off the armed missel.

Wing Commander tells Harrison they are down 2 . Harrison thinks and says 200 on the base. Its only 2 Stokes and Tench. Harrison tells Stokes the cold war is over. Stokes believes once red always red. Wing Commander takes Harrison to the village pub called Guthrie's Hotel run by Iain Guthrie. Iain tries any thing to get customers and promote tourism including postcards and stout that looks like a milk shake. There seems that the only a few customers there are 2 fisherm

Tench is in love. He worships Heather, Heather the weather girl. He went as far as taping her to watch her later. Where does heather get numbers? You guest it from the RAF weather station now run by Harrison and Tench. To bad they do not know how it works.

Wing commander is having a fit. No one should know about the weather. It is top secret. No should even talk about it. Wing commander decides to go down to the pub to listen and write down what people say.

The pub now has a beer garden with 2 umbrellas and few chairs as it pours. Ian wants people to enjoy the beer garden as chucks down and hurricane winds. Fisherman Andy andFraser the Fisherman are enjoying making fun of Ian's beer garden. Now the pub has a leaks.

Harrison decides to bet that the monthly total will be highest ever because he is fixing the numbers. Then he can win $10,000 in the contest.

Meanwhile its sports day this week at Auchnacluchnie primary school. Callum the only schoolboy is in all the events. Before th

The town of Auchnacluchnie is in a guide book with 4 ears. This makes Iain Guthrie very happy and proud this his Inn is in a very quite place. How long will it last? Now that Nuclear Command Bunker no. K553/44FS has a new siren alarm ordered by Flight Lieutenant Harrison. Will the fact North Korean made alarm make the Wing-Commander happy? Will Tench and Harrison install correctly? Will there peace and quiet in Auchnacluchnie?

To atract costumers Iain Guthrie puts fake egg nest of an abadon osprey bird nest. The customers come to see the nests. They even spend the night. At the bace Harrison goes on vacation an asppry bird has nested in one of the radar dishes. Airman Tench is commanded to get rid of the radar dish opstruction. Wing-Commander finds spy claiming to be a bird watcher. The spy ends up to be only a bird watcher. She tells Stokes that they must protect the nest. Later Tench is to guard the nest and protect it even from kittens. Tench shoot and misses the kitten scarring the bird away. Next day The bird watchers goes nuts when they find asppry bird at the nest surprizing Iain.

Time to decorate the Guthry Inn.