In what is revealed to be a commercial for the vegetable, two friends (Will Forte, Andy Samberg) discuss the death of an unnamed friend while taking large bites out of heads of lettuce. Written and filmed in November 2005 and originally cut from dress rehearsal of the Eva Longoria episode.

Two old friends from school (Forte, Steve Martin) meet up after years apart, greeting each other loudly while standing with their faces only an inch apart.

A distraught man (Samberg), pressed against the side of a building, threatens to jump to his death. A second man (Forte), using a bullhorn, tries to talk him out of it. After a bit of dialogue, it is revealed that the distraught man is safely on the ground and his friend is kneeling mere inches away from him. The short ends after it is revealed to be a commercial for peyote.

Peyote was written and filmed after Lettuce had aired, making it the second SNL Digital Short made by The Lonely Island. It was deemed "too similar" to Lettuce to be aired right away, however, so the group produced Lazy Sunday to showcase other aspects of their comedic range.

In three parodies of MacGyver, the titular hero (Forte) demands odd objects of his disgusted sidekicks (Jeremy Piven, Rudolph) in his attempts to stop catastrophic events that are mere seconds away. The episodes invariably end with his failure to stop the event.

In three more segments, the titular hero (Forte), after 15 years of sobriety, begins drinking just as his sidekicks (Molly Shannon, Rudolph) need his bomb-defusing skills most. MacGruber's behavior evolves into a parody of David Hasselhoff's hangover video.

In three more segments, the titular hero (Forte) becomes obsessed with his recent plastic surgeries just as his sidekicks (Seth Rogen, Rudolph) need his bomb-defusing skills most.

MacGruber feels insecure when his assistant says that he cannot do his job when he and Vicky need his bomb-defusing skills the most.

MacGruber and his son Merrill team up together. However, in the process of escaping, Merrill inadvertently confesses that he's gay leaving MacGruber to make him straight again by reciting Bible verses and forcing him to kiss Vicky.

MacGruber discovers he lost all his money in the stock market and seeks desperate ways for cash just as his sidekicks need his bomb-defusing skills most.

Samberg and Fred Armisen casually talk in a break room while Forte sings about every little thing that they're doing.

MacGruber is joined by MacGyver, who reveals that he's MacGruber's long-lost father, who left MacGruber's mother for a stripper.

A man with a strained voice discusses his life commanding a SWAT team and raising lambs for slaughter with an increasingly fascinated date.

When MacGruber gets an African-American sidekick, he inadvertently reveals that he is a racist.

MacGruber works with his grandma, who embarrasses him by telling Vicki stories about his past.