Britain's funniest national treasure revels in his own and others' bad behaviour. Keith Moon also makes an appearance, as does a truck full of snakes as Billy recounts wild tales of sex, booze and assaulting salesmen with bowls of trifle!

Has there ever been a happier father than Billy Connolly? Prepare for a treat as Billy chats in his Florida home, divulging why pierced nipples are a must have accessory for any parent.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have Billy Connolly as a next-door neighbour? Or where Marlon Brando liked to have an afternoon nap? Billy reveals all including why you should never buy a house with mattresses in the garden.

According to Billy, crocodiles hate heavy rock, polar bears are surprisingly sneaky and Unicorns reside in Scotland. Billy talks about his lifelong love of all things furry and his hopes about what's next in store for Mother Earth.

After 50 years of touring, Billy rummages through trinkets and memories as he ruminates about dream locations, nightmare family holidays and offers travel tips for your private bits.

We catch up with Billy as he explains that when it comes to culture, for him, anything goes. Billy riffs on being made into an iconic children's toy, bad opera, even worse poets, portraits made of toast and swearing as an art form!

Frank Sinatra once barked at Billy Connolly, much to his delight and he once appeared as a murderer in one of TV's greatest cop shows. It would appear fame has taken Billy to some weird and wonderful places, all of which he shares here.

Billy tackles heroes and villains, public and personal, from the Swiss and their expletive-inducing 'neutrality' to memories of his sister looking out for him.

The birth of rock 'n' roll, the Beatles and the Stones, the Pope's warm-up DJ, and... Say Yes To The Dress! Billy Connolly reveals all the things he loves about showbiz.

Billy ponders the best approach to growing old, and discusses his health scares, Parkinson's, colonoscopies, and doctors' enquiries regarding his testicles.

From terrible folk sings that make no geographical sense, to Brigadoon and tartan pompousness, Billy looks at what it means to be Scottish.

Billy discusses everything from bedroom politics to the race to conquer space.

Billy looks back at how our attitudes towards drinking have changed over the decades, and the evils of eating food from a bucket.