Today's Wonder Showzen is celebrating Numbers. When Letters show up, they begin a violent battle to prove who is better. Only love could bring these enemies together.

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Number One, but Number Two shows up trying to steal the show. Chauncey tosses her, and the Number Two tries every stunt in the book to make it back on!

Wordsworth comes down with cooties! Him turns Wordsworth's misfortune into a fortune and becomes torn between success and the truth.

In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.

When Wordsworth is afraid to fight his fear, Chauncey and Him have a climb into his brain and change his mind from a boy into a man.

Wonder Showzen is so broke the gang buys a bootleg rip off and decide to show that instead. Naturally, this results in war, and a compromise of apocalyptic dimensions.