At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.