Season Cast 63

  1. Wendy Schaal
  2. Seth MacFarlane

    Seth MacFarlane

    Stan Smith / Roger (voice) (19 Episodes), (1 Episode)

  3. Rachael MacFarlane
  4. Scott Grimes
  5. Dee Bradley Baker
  6. Curtis Armstrong

    Curtis Armstrong

    Snot (voice) (19 Episodes), (6 Episodes)

  7. Patrick Stewart

    Patrick Stewart

    Avery Bullock (Voice) (19 Episodes), (6 Episodes)

  8. Eddie Kaye Thomas

    Eddie Kaye Thomas

    Barry Robinson (voice) (19 Episodes), (5 Episodes)

  9. Jeff Fischer
  10. Mike Barker

    Mike Barker

    (7 Episodes)

  11. Mike Henry

    Mike Henry

    (3 Episodes)

  12. Tom Hollander

    Tom Hollander

    (2 Episodes)

  13. Jane Lynch

    Jane Lynch

    (2 Episodes)

  14. Lizzy Caplan

    Lizzy Caplan

    (2 Episodes)

  15. Chris Diamantopoulos

    Chris Diamantopoulos

    (2 Episodes)

  16. David Herman

    David Herman

    (2 Episodes)

  17. Paget Brewster

    Paget Brewster

    (2 Episodes)

  18. Stephen Root

    Stephen Root

    (2 Episodes)

  19. Stark Sands

    Stark Sands

    (2 Episodes)

  20. John DiMaggio

    John DiMaggio

    (2 Episodes)

  21. Elijah Wood

    Elijah Wood

    (1 Episode)

  22. Phill Lewis

    Phill Lewis

    (1 Episode)

  23. Ron Lynch

    (1 Episode)

  24. John Krasinski

    John Krasinski

    (1 Episode)

  25. Lisa Edelstein

    Lisa Edelstein

    (1 Episode)

  26. Ally Walker

    Ally Walker

    (1 Episode)

  27. Seth Rogen

    Seth Rogen

    (1 Episode)

  28. Swoosie Kurtz

    Swoosie Kurtz

    (1 Episode)

  29. Peter Graves

    Peter Graves

    (1 Episode)

  30. Lisa Kudrow

    Lisa Kudrow

    (1 Episode)

  31. Diane Delano

    Diane Delano

    (1 Episode)

  32. Patti LaBelle

    Patti LaBelle

    (1 Episode)

  33. Azura Skye

    Azura Skye

    (1 Episode)

  34. Bobby Lee

    Bobby Lee

    (1 Episode)

  35. Patton Oswalt

    Patton Oswalt

    (1 Episode)

  36. Thandie Newton

    Thandie Newton

    (1 Episode)

  37. Beau Bridges

    Beau Bridges

    (1 Episode)

  38. Niecy Nash

    Niecy Nash

    (1 Episode)

  39. Elliott Gould

    Elliott Gould

    (1 Episode)

  40. Jon Stewart

    Jon Stewart

    (1 Episode)

  41. Peter Paige

    Peter Paige

    (1 Episode)

  42. Sam Pancake

    Sam Pancake

    (1 Episode)

  43. Iggy Pop

    Iggy Pop

    (1 Episode)

  44. Karen Maruyama

    Karen Maruyama

    (1 Episode)

  45. Johnny Galecki

    Johnny Galecki

    Arnie (1 Episode)

  46. Becki Newton

    Becki Newton

    (1 Episode)

  47. Christine Taylor

    Christine Taylor

    (1 Episode)

  48. Martin Mull

    Martin Mull

    (1 Episode)

  49. Romany Malco

    Romany Malco

    (1 Episode)

  50. Leslie Jordan

    Leslie Jordan

    (1 Episode)

  51. Miguel Ferrer

    Miguel Ferrer

    (1 Episode)

  52. Christine Baranski

    Christine Baranski

    (1 Episode)

  53. Liz Sheridan

    Liz Sheridan

    (1 Episode)

  54. Efren Ramirez

    Efren Ramirez

    (1 Episode)

  55. Wilson Cruz

    Wilson Cruz

    (1 Episode)

  56. Rusty Schwimmer

    Rusty Schwimmer

    (1 Episode)

  57. Robert Tinkler

    Robert Tinkler

    (1 Episode)

  58. Suzanne Cryer

    Suzanne Cryer

    (1 Episode)

  59. Ivana Miličević

    Ivana Miličević

    (1 Episode)

  60. Rainn Wilson

    Rainn Wilson

    (1 Episode)

  61. Elias Koteas

    Elias Koteas

    (1 Episode)

  62. Chris Cox

    (1 Episode)

  63. Elizabeth Peña

    Elizabeth Peña

    (1 Episode)

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Season Crew 32

Directing

  1. Mike Kim

    Director (1 Episode)

  2. Rodney Clouden

    Director (1 Episode)

  3. Joe Daniello

    Director (1 Episode)

Visual Effects

Writing

  1. Rick Wiener

    Writer (19 Episodes)

  2. Chris McKenna

    Chris McKenna

    Writer (19 Episodes)

  3. Kenny Schwartz

    Writer (19 Episodes)

  4. Dan Vebber

    Writer (2 Episodes)

  5. Brian Boyle

    Writer (2 Episodes)

  6. Michael Shipley

    Michael Shipley

    Writer (1 Episode)

  7. Jim Bernstein

    Writer (1 Episode)

  8. Steve Hely

    Writer (1 Episode)

  9. David Zuckerman

    Writer (1 Episode)

  10. Matt Weitzman

    Writer (1 Episode)

  11. Mike Barker

    Mike Barker

    Writer (1 Episode)

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Episodes 19

September 10, 2006

When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

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September 17, 2006

Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

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Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

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November 5, 2006

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

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November 12, 2006

After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

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November 19, 2006

When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.

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November 26, 2006

When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

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December 10, 2006

When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

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December 17, 2006

When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

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January 7, 2007

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

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January 28, 2007

When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

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February 11, 2007

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

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February 18, 2007

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

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March 25, 2007

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

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April 1, 2007

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.

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April 29, 2007

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

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May 6, 2007

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

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May 13, 2007

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.

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Joint Custody

May 20, 2007

Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.

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