Ο Σταν στήνει τις σχολικές εκλογές για να βοηθήσει τον Στιβ να έχει επιτυχίες στα κορίτσια.

Η Φρανσίν γίνεται μεσίτρια.

Η Χέιλι γίνεται στριπτιζέζ όταν ο Σταν δεν εγκρίνει το αγόρι με το οποίο βγαίνει.

Ο Σταν διαγράφει κατά λάθος τη μνήμη της Φρανσίν.

Απαγγέλλονται κατηγορίες στον Σταν.

Οι Σμιθ ανταλλάσσουν συζύγους.

Ο Στιβ μένει μόνος στο σπίτι.

Ο Σταν μαθαίνει να χαλαρώνει.

Έρχεται η νύφη.

Ο Σταν κουνά την πηγή εισοδήματός του.

Ο Σταν πηγαίνει στις ιπποδρομίες.

Ο Σταν αντικαθίσταται από ένα σάιμποργκ.

Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ''killer'' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.

However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog.

Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis discovers a talent of Barry.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.

Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when the device produces two uber-fast-growing newborn babies, the boys must break out their fathering skills to ready them in time for prom night. Meanwhile, Stan takes home the CIA’s cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences.

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.

Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve's commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a "verbal agreement" to split the profits.

Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve "Face/Off"-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she's fallen for him. But, Roger soon decides he may actually want to keep her for himself. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become "Charlie's Angels"-type airline stewardesses to thwart an evil plan by Mark Cuban who wants to blow up the sun.

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan finds a loophole, by drugging the kids and putting them on the CIA's holodeck, which, naturally, goes awry. Meanwhile, Hayley buys Roger's home star on the International Star Registry and claims she's now his queen.

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends’ virginity in return for housework.

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

Ο Στιβ γίνεται πιλότος.

Ο Στιβ κι οι φίλοι του στρέφονται στη μαγεία για να κερδίσουν ισχύ και φήμη στο σχολείο.

Ο Κλάους μεταφέρεται στο σύστημα πλοήγησης του αυτοκινήτου του Σταν.

Ο Ρότζερ αναγκάζει τη Χέιλι να γίνει οδηγός ταξί για να του ξεπληρώσει τα χρέη της απ' τον τζόγο.

Ο Ρότζερ είναι μόνος και λυπημένος, βλέποντας πως όλοι έχουν σταθερή σχέση εκτός από εκείνον.

Ο Στιβ κάνει δοκιμαστικό για τον σχολικό διαγωνισμό ταλέντων, όμως, ένας νταής τον ξεγελάει.

Ο Ρότζερ μεταστρέφεται στον ιουδαϊσμό όταν νιώθει πως η οικογένειά του δεν τον εκτιμά.

Ο Σταν θεωρεί πως είναι πατριωτικό του καθήκον να συμμετέχει στην υπηρεσία απογραφής ως απογραφέας.

Ο Στιβ προσπαθεί να μάθει μπέιζμπολ για να έρθει πιο κοντά στον Σταν.

Ο Ρότζερ συνωμοτεί για να στρέψει τα αγόρια ενάντια στον Στιβ.

Ο Στιβ κι ο Κλάους συνεργάζονται μ' έναν ντετέκτιβ.

Ο Σνοτ ανακαλύπτει πως ο νεκρός πατέρας του ήταν οδηγός αγώνων αυτοκινήτων.

Ο Κλάους εγκαταλείπει την οικογένεια και 15 χρόνια μετά, εκείνοι επανασυνδέονται για την κηδεία του.

Ο Στιβ και τα αγόρια σχεδιάζουν να βάλουν εμφυτεύματα κνήμης, αλλά ο Στιβ ξόδεψε τα λεφτά.

Ο Στιβ και τα αγόρια γίνονται φίλοι με μια όμορφη Σουηδέζα μαθήτρια, που ονομάζεται Σλορτ.

Ο Στιβ θέλει να μάθει για την οικογενειακή κληρονομιά των Σμιθ.

Ο Σταν προσπαθεί να εντυπωσιάσει τον πατέρα του Τόσι. Ο Κλάους και ο Τζεφ πηγαίνουν στην εξοχή.

Η φιλία του Στιβ και του Σνοτ απειλείται όταν οι μαμάδες τους αποφασίζουν να μην είναι πια φίλες.

Για να κατακτήσουν ένα κορίτσι, ο Στιβ και ο Σνοτ πρέπει να βρουν ένα βαρελάκι με αλκοολούχο ποτό.