Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage. Roger excels at jingle writing.

Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.

Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.

The Smiths take a trip on an old steam locomotive to visit Francine's aunt only to discover it's being hijacked.

Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.

When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.

Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.