Ο Σταν κερδίζει έναν διαγωνισμό για να δειπνήσει με τον πρόεδρο Μπους.

Ο Σταν αποφασίζει να κυνηγήσει το όνειρο της ζωής του να φτιάχνει αρκουδάκια για τις γιορτές.

Ο Ρότζερ βρίσκει έναν νέο καλύτερο φίλο.

Ο Στιβ αποκαλύπτει μια συνωμοσία που χρονολογείται από την εποχή του Εμφυλίου Πολέμου.

Ο Σταν παρανοεί μια άσκηση πυρηνικού πολέμου της CIA νομίζοντας ότι είναι αληθινή.

Ο Ρότζερ υποδύεται τον Κέβιν Μπέικον με καταστροφικά αποτελέσματα.

Ο Σταν και η Φρανσίν συμφωνούν να πάρουν διαζύγιο.

Ο Σταν ανακαλύπτει ότι όλοι οι γείτονές του τον αντιπαθούν.

Απαγγέλλονται κατηγορίες στον Σταν.

Ο Ρότζερ ανακαλύπτει ότι ο φίλος της Χέιλι είναι καταζητούμενος.

Francine demands that Stan take the family on a vacation after she learns all of their previous vacations never actually happened: The CIA had planted artificial memories of the "vacations" in their brains so Stan could ditch them. Meanwhile, Roger wants to be a thespian.

After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service--as a meter maid. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger.

Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who's like him in every way but one--he's an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.

Stan seeks out Francine's birth parents because her visiting adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don't annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.

Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator's son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide to open a detective agency like the ones in the '70s TV shows they have been watching.

Although Stan is a veteran CIA agent, it turns out that he has never killed anyone, so three of his buddies from the agency (and Roger) take him out so he can bag his "first kill."

Terry and Greg, the Smiths' gay neighbors, want to have a baby, and Francine offers to be their surrogate. Not surprisingly, Stan objects. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play a practical joke on Klaus, who vows revenge.

Stan and Francine give the constantly nasty Roger an ultimatum: Be nice or ship out. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play truth or dare, and Steve decides to become a backup dancer.