Zainfildas (1989)
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Larry David — Сценарист
Эпизоды 62
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.
Читать ещёThe Stake Out
Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.
Читать ещёMale Unbonding
Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.
Читать ещёThe Stock Tip
After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile,Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.
Читать ещёGood News Bad News (Alternative Pilot Version)
Jerry and George argue whether an overnight visitor Jerry is expecting is coming with romantic intentions.
Читать ещёThe Ex-Girlfriend
George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.
Читать ещёThe Pony Remark
Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.
Читать ещёThe Jacket
Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.
Читать ещёThe Phone Message
George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.
Читать ещёThe Revenge
George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.
Читать ещёThe Deal
Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.
Читать ещёThe Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.
Читать ещёThe Busboy
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.
Читать ещёThe Note
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
Читать ещёThe Pen
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
Читать ещёThe Dog
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
Читать ещёThe Parking Garage
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
Читать ещёThe Tape
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
Читать ещёThe Stranded
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
Читать ещёThe Alternate Side
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
Читать ещёThe Red Dot
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
Читать ещёThe Pez Dispenser
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
Читать ещёThe Boyfriend (1)
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
Читать ещёThe Boyfriend (2)
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
Читать ещёThe Letter
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
Читать ещёThe Parking Space
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
Читать ещёThe Pitch
A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.
Читать ещёThe Ticket
Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.
Читать ещёThe Wallet
Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."
Читать ещёThe Watch
The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.
Читать ещёThe Bubble Boy
A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.
Читать ещёThe Cheever Letters
Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.
Читать ещёThe Contest
George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.
Читать ещёThe Pick
Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.
Читать ещёThe Shoes
There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.
Читать ещёThe Smelly Car
An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.
Читать ещёThe Handicap Spot
There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.
Читать ещёThe Pilot (1)
Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.
Читать ещёThe Pilot (2)
The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.
Читать ещёThe Mango
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
Читать ещёThe Puffy Shirt
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
Читать ещёThe Sniffing Accountant
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
Читать ещёThe Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
Читать ещёThe Dinner Party
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
Читать ещёThe Stand-In
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
Читать ещёThe Raincoats (1)
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
Читать ещёThe Raincoats (2)
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
Читать ещёThe Opposite
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."
Читать ещёThe Chaperone
Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.
Читать ещёThe Big Salad
Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.
Читать ещёThe Couch
Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.
Читать ещёThe Race
Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.
Читать ещёThe Kiss Hello
A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.
Читать ещёThe Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.
Читать ещёThe Engagement
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
Читать ещёThe Postponement
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
Читать ещёThe Maestro
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
Читать ещёThe Cadillac (1)
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
Читать ещёThe Cadillac (2)
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
Читать ещёThe Invitations
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.
Читать ещёThe Finale (1)
The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
Читать ещёThe Finale (2)
Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."
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