Daria is assigned to help the boys with their science project.

The boys have Mr. Anderson's credit card, and buy $6,275 worth of animals at the pet store...which puts a damper on Anderson's Odd Fellows convention.

Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs, and Butt-head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse-burger and French flies.

Buzzcut divides the class into boy/girl pairs, and assigns each a ""sugar baby"" which they must care for and nurture for one week. Beavis and Butt-head are paired together (as each girl in the class has refused to be assigned to them), and promptly give their "baby" a bath -- in a stream.

The boys incur the wrath of woman at the drive-in theatre, after taking a picture of her butt.

The boys go to a carnival sideshow to watch Tiffany The Rubber Band Lady perform. Somehow, they wind up in their own show, as the "Chicken-Head-Biting, Siamese twin Geeks."

Beavis and Butt-head deal with annoying customers (and deep fry stuff) during a shift at Burger World.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the doctor to get prescription medicine, so they can "feel good."

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

Beavis and Butt-head head to Mexico with their friend, Dave, in an effort to obtain illegal fireworks, but instead make a run for the bathroom after a taco stand owner gets revenge on the duo who fed his dog hot sauce.

During the ride back to the U.S., Dave forces Beavis and Butthead to smuggle pills by swallowing condoms full of them – but the duo forget to tie them up and the three of them end up getting pulled over by border patrol.

The boys go to the drive-in theatre, causing trouble in the bathroom, the concession stand and with the security guard.

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

During a shift at Burger World, Butt-head goes to sleep (standing up), and dreams that he and Beavis are rock stars.

The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.

The boys go over to Stewart's house to watch "Death Truck" on pay-per-view, but, bored with that, they give him a flying wedgy, vacuum the cat, sniff gas from the stove, and blow up his kitchen.

The boys must each compose a haiku for their English class.

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV.

The boys go skeet shooting and Butt-head downs a jumbo jet.

Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town.

The boys do a favor for Mr. Anderson (who they hope will die soon, and leave his money to them) by washing his dog Collette at the laundromat. Of course, they wind up in one of the dryers, too.

The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind.

Beavis and Butt-head are almost recruited into the Army by Sergeant Dick Leaky, a.k.a. "The Rooster."

Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.

Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.

The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

videos: Run DMC - ""Down With The King"" Megadeth - ""Sweating Bullets"" Frank Black - ""Los Angeles""

This is the original airing of this episode..

Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.

Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.

Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

videos: Krokus - ""School's Out"" Mission UK - ""Like A Child Again"" Army Of Lovers - ""Crucified""

The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

Videos: ZZ Top - ""Viva Las Vegas"" M.A.R.R.S. - ""Pump Up the Volume"" Alien Sex Fiend - ""Now I'm Feeling Zombified"" Ugly Kid Joe - ""Neighbor""

Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

videos: Judas Priest - ""Breakin' The Law"" Plasmatics - ""The Damned"" The Dead Milkmen - ""Punk Rock Girl""

This is the original airing of this episode..

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

videos: U2 - ""Mysterious Ways"" Circus Of Power - ""Heaven or Hell"" David Lee Roth - ""Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody""

Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.

videos: Red Hot Chili Peppers - ""Breaking The Girl"" DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - ""Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble""

Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.

videos: Peter Gabriel - ""Sledgehammer"" Pantera - ""Mouth For War"" Siouxsie & The Banshees - ""Peek-A-Boo"" Red Hot Chili Peppers - ""Suck My Kiss""

Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.

videos: Milli Vanilli - ""Baby, Don't Forget My Number"" Journey - ""Separate Ways"" Onyx featuring Biohazard - ""Slam"" Eddie Money - ""Shakin""

Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

videos: Tag Team - ""Whoomp! There It Is"" Daisy Chainsaw - ""Love Your Money"" Tool - ""Sober"" Rollins Band - ""Low Self-Opinion"" Suzanne Vega - ""Blood Makes Noise"" Georgia Satellites - ""Keep Your Hands To Yourself""

The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.

videos: Yoko Ono - ""My Man"" Metallica - ""One"" The Beloved - ""Sweet Harmony""

Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

videos: Dread Zeppelin - ""Heartbreaker"" Skatenigs - ""Chemical Imbalance"" Skid Row - ""Monkey Business""

After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.

videos: Helloween - ""Halloween"" The Dickies - ""Killer Klowns From Outer Space"" Sisters Of Mercy - ""Dr. Jeep"" Electric Sun - ""The Night The Master Comes"" Prong - ""Prove You Wrong"" Alice Cooper - ""Welcome to My Nightmare"" Bauhaus - ""Ziggy Stardust"" Madonna - ""Fever"" Bananarama - ""Venus""

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

videos: Vanilla Ice - ""Ice, Ice, Baby"" Alice In Chains - ""Man In The Box"" Grace Jones - ""Demolition Man"" Trashcan Sinatras - ""Hay Fever""

For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense. They are found guilty and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, and end up teaching other kids how to throw eggs at houses.

videos: The Cult - ""Lil' Devil"" George Michael - ""Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone"" Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - ""What I Am""

Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

videos: Rick James - ""Super Freak"" Scandal - ""Goodbye To You"" T'Pau - ""Heart & Soul"" Biz Markie - ""Just A Friend"" Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - ""Do You Wanna Touch Me""

Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.

videos: Dolly Parton - ""Romeo"" King Missile - ""Martin Scorcese"" Quicksand - ""Dine Alone"" Chris Isaak - ""Wicked Game""

The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

videos: Frank Zappa - ""You Are What You Is"" The Europeans - ""We Are Animals"" Motorhead - ""No Voices In The Sky"" The Replacements - ""Bastards Of Young""

The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

videos: Infectious Grooves - ""Three Headed Mind Pollution"" Ethyl Meatplow - ""Devil's Johnson"" Rockwell - ""Somebody's Watching Me""

Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.

videos: Madness - ""One Step Beyond"" Jordy - ""D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe"" Cypress Hill - ""Insane In The Brain"" Art Of Noise - ""Close (To The Edit)""

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

videos: Hall & Oates - ""Jingle Bell Rock"" Leon Redbone with Dr. John - ""Frosty the Snowman"" Bing Crosby with David Bowie - ""The Little Drummer Boy"" Band Aid - ""Do They Know It's Christmas?"" Tony Bennett - ""White Christmas"" Elmo & Patsy - ""Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"" Billy Squier - ""Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You"" The Hoodoo Gurus - ""The Little Drummer Boy"" The California Raisins - ""Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"" Run D.M.C. - ""Xmas in Hollis"" Bad News - ""Cashing In On Christmas"" Buster Poindexter - ""Zat You Santa Claus?"" Max Headroom - ""Merry Christmas Santa Claus"" The Ramones - ""Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)""

Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.

videos: Bjork - ""Human Behavior"" Peter Gabriel - ""Kiss That Frog""

The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.

videos: PJ Harvey - ""Man Size"" Flaming Lips - ""She Don't Use Jelly"" Type O Negative - ""Black No. 1"" Love & Rockets - ""No New Tale To Tell"" Billy Joel - ""Uptown Girl"" Clutch - ""A Shogun Named Marcus"" Tori Amos - ""Crucify"" Candlebox - ""Change""

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

videos: Soundgarden - ""Black Hole Sun"" Violent Femmes - ""Breakin' Up"" The Dylans - ""Grudge""

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

videos: Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan - ""Real American"" The Fabulous Thunderbirds - ""Wrap It Up"" Sam Harris - ""Somewhere Over The Rainbow"" Napalm Death - ""Plague Rages""

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

videos: Ratt - ""I Wan't A Woman"" Stakka Bo - ""Here We Go"" Sugartooth - ""Sold My Fortune""

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

videos: The Didjits - ""Judge The Hot Fudge"" Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne - ""Close My Eyes Forever"" De La Soul - ""Ego Trippin'""

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

videos:

Crowbar - ""Existence Is Punishment""

Brian Setzer - ""Rebelene""

Pia Zadora - ""Rock It Out""

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Vasoline"" Archers Of Loaf - ""Web In Front"" Stacey Q. - ""Two of Hearts"" Infectious Grooves - ""Violent and Funky""

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

videos: Mojo Nixon - ""Elvis is Everywhere"" The Grays - ""Very Best Years"" Tori Amos - ""God"" Godspeed - ""Houston St.""

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

videos: David Byrne - ""??Angels??"" Coverdale/Page - ""Pride & Joy"" Iggy Pop - ""Butt Town"" La Tour - ""People Are Still Having Sex""

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

videos: R.E.M. - ""Shiny Happy People"" Rick Dees - ""Get Naked"" Dandelion - ""Under My Skin"" Entombed - ""Wolverine Blues""

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

videos: Alice In Chains - ""I Stay Away"" Pride & Glory - ""Losin' Your Mind"" The ""BC""-52's - ""(Meet) The Flintstones""

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

videos: Slaughter - ""Real Love"" The Meices - ""Daddy's Gone to CA"" Tool - ""Prison Sex"" Pavement - ""Cut Your Hair""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

videos: Pantera - ""This Love"" Prince - ""The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"" Rush - ""Stick It Out"" Sheena Easton - ""Sugar Walls""

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

videos: Life Of Agony - ""This Time"" Iron Maiden - ""From Here To Eternity"" David Cassidy - ""Lyin' To Myself"" Godley & Creme - ""Cry""

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

videos: Dog Eat Dog - ""No Front"" The Bubblemen - ""The Bubblemen Are Coming"" Girlschool - ""Play Dirty"" Babes In Toyland - ""Ripe""

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

videos: that dog. - ""old timer"" Revolting Cocks - ""Crackin' Up"" MC 900 Foot Jesus - ""If I Only Had A Brain""

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

videos: Gwar - ""Saddam A Go-Go"" Bobby McFerrin - ""Don't Worry, Be Happy"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""Feel the Pain""

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

videos: Skrew - ""Picasso Trigger"" Comateens - ""The Late Mistake"" Cannibal Corpse - ""Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead"" Henry Rollins - ""Disconnect""

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

videos: Robert Palmer - ""Simply Irresistible""

Note: Originally shown with only one video during ""Butt-Bowl II."" The edited version with the following videos premiered on 2/2/95:

Jesus Lizard - ""Glamorous"" Mighty Mighty Bosstones - ""Detroit Rock City"" Marilyn Manson - ""Get Your Gunn""

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

videos: Beastie Boys - ""Sabotage"" U2 - ""Numb"" YES - ""Owner of a Lonely Heart"" R.E.M. - ""What's the Frequency, Kenneth?""

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

videos: Moist - ""Push"" Grim Reaper - ""Rock You To Hell"" Nitzer Ebb - ""Fun To Be Had"" Phish - ""Down With Disease""

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

videos: Blur - ""Parklife"" Biohazard - ""Tales From The Hard Side"" Pizzicato Five - ""Twiggy, Twiggy""

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

videos: Tesla - ""Call It What You Want""

Cheech & Chong - ""I'm Not Home Right Now"" Supersuckers - ""Creepy Jackalope Eye"" Bjork - ""Big Time Sensuality""

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

videos: Danzig - ""Can't Speak"" Julee Cruise - ""Rockin' Back Inside My Heart"" David Lee Roth - ""She's My Machine""

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

videos: Exodus - ""Thorn In My Side"" Reverend Horton Heat - ""Psychobilly Freak Out"" Merciful Fate - ""The Bellwitch""

Poison - ""I Want Action""

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

videos: 7 Year Bitch - ""Hip Like Junk"" Grim Reaper - ""Fear No Evil"" 2 Unlimited - ""Get Ready For This""

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

videos: dEUS - ""Suds And Soda"" The Cramps - ""Ultra Twist""

Slayer - ""Serenity""

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

videos: Snoop Doggy Dogg - ""Gin and Juice"" Julie Brown - ""Girl Fight Tonight!""

Nudeswirl - ""Buffalo""

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

videos: Helmet - ""Wilma's Rainbow"" Yanni - ""Reflections of Passion"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""I Don't Think So""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

videos; Prince - ""When 2 R In Love"" The Go-Go's - ""Whole World Lost Its Head"" Weezer - ""Buddy Holly""

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

videos: Quicksand -- ""Delusional""

Soul Coughing -- ""Down To This""

Van Halen -- ""Can't Stop Loving You""

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

videos: Letters To Cleo - ""Here And Now"" Cheech & Chong - ""Get Out Of My Room"" Pop Will Eat Itself - ""Ich Bin Ein Auslander""

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

videos: Hazel - ""Comet"" Gary Young - ""Plantman"" Carcass - ""Heartwork""

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

videos; Live - ""I Alone""

Ween - ""I Can't Put My Finger On It"" Rancid - ""Nihilism""

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

videos: Stranglers - ""Skin Deep"" Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - ""Dang""

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

videos: Jill Sobule - ""I Kissed A Girl"" Pavement - ""Rattled By The Rush"" Sugar Ray - ""Mean Machine""

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

Videos: Janet Jackson -- ""You Want This""

Wax -- ""California""

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

videos: Rolling Stones - ""Love Is Strong"" Black Crowes - ""High Head Blues"" Faith No More -""Diggin' The Grave""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

videos: Madonna - ""Secret""

The Jesus and Mary Chain - ""Come On"" Catherine Wheel - ""Waydown""

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

videos: Sick Of It All - ""Step Down"" Sir Mix-A-Lot - ""Ride"" Monster Magnet - ""Negasonic Teenage Warhead""

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

videos: Radiohead - ""Fake Plastic Trees"" Jerry Lee Lewis - ""Goosebumps"" Korn - ""Blind""

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

videos: PJ Harvey - ""Down By The Water""

Elastica - ""Connection""

Goo Goo Dolls - ""Only One""

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

videos: Cinderella - ""Somebody Save Me"" Fatima Mansions - ""The Loyaliser"" Jennifer Trynin - ""Happier""

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

videos: Tom Petty - ""It's Good To Be King"" The Prodigy - ""Poison"" Morphine - ""Honey White""

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

videos: Green Day - ""Basket Case"" Chris Isaak - ""Somebody's Crying"" Helium - ""Pat's Trick""

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

videos: Flaming Lips - ""Turn It On"" The Rake's Progress - ""I'll Talk My Way Out Of This"" Ween - ""Freedom of '76""

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

videos: Our Lady Peace - ""Star Seed"" Michael Bolton - ""Everybody's Crazy"" Beastie Boys - ""Pass The Mic""

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.

videos: Bjork- ""Army Of Me"" Skee-Lo - ""I Wish"" Wilco - ""Box Full Of Letters""

Special Halloween Night double episode: Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

videos: Alice Cooper - "Teenage Frankenstein", Paul Broucek - "Hollywood Halloween", King Diamond - "The Family Ghost"

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".

videos: Juliana Hatfield - "What A Life", Railroad Jerk - "Rollerkoaster", Silverchair - "Tomorrow"

The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads.

video: Wax - "California"

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.

videos: Rednex - "Cotton-Eyed Joe", Tom Jones - "If I Only Knew", The The - "I Saw The Light"

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it".

videos: Coolio - "Gangsta's Paradise", Foo Fighters - "I'll Stick Around", Filter - "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him.

videos: Toadies - "Possum Kingdom", Ned's Atomic Dustbin - "All That I Ask Of Myself...", Die Cheerleader - "Pigskin Parade"

Part 1 of the 1995 Christmas Special. In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future – (presumably) Marley, Tom Anderson, Mr. Van Driessen and Coach Buzzcut respectively – while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

videos: Ramones - "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)", Buster Poindexter - "Zat You Santa Claus?"

Part 2 of the 1995 Christmas Special. In this parody of "It's A Wonderful Life", the duo are visited by his guardian angel, who shows Butt-Head that everyone in Highland would have had a better life if he had not been born. In the version of Highland in which Butt-Head had not been born, Anderson's yard is in a much better condition, Burger World has more customers and McVicker still has his hair. Beavis and Stewart are volunteers at a homeless shelter.

videos: Run-DMC - "Christmas in Hollis"

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a babysitting job, and, as usual, screw it up.

videos: Annie Lennox - "No More 'I Love You's", Vanilla Ice - "I Love You", Tripping Daisy - "I Got A Girl"

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.

videos: The Stone Roses - "Love Spreads", Corrosion of Conformity - "Clean My Wounds", Eleven - "Reach Out"

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man.

videos: Poison - "Unskinny Bop", Circle Jerks - "I Wanna Destroy You", Tricky - "Black Steel"

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own.

videos: CIV - "Can't Wait One Minute More", The Murmurs - "You Suck", Lordz of Brooklyn - "Saturday Night Fever"

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.

videos: Jellyfish - "The King Is Half Undressed", Bivuac - "Cynic", Supergrass - "Caught By the Fuzz"

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address.

videos: The Bucketheads - "The Bomb", Bon Jovi - "Something For the Pain", Del Amitri - "Roll To Me"

Beavis and Butthead get called into work on a busy day. Butt-head gets out of it and sends Beavis in by himself, then goes in to harass him, and other customers as the restaurant comes to a standstill.

videos: Chris Knox - "Half Man, Half Mole", Skatman John - "Skatman", Chick - "Malibu"

Mr. Anderson leaves his yard sale to run the local bar for a friend, so Beavis and Butt-head take over and sell, sell, sell...everything.

videos: Juliana Hatfield - "Universal Heart-Beat", G. Love & Special Sauce - "Cold Beverage", Shaggy - "Boombastic"

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

videos: Slash's Snakepit - "Beggars and Hangers On" ,Pink Floyd - "High Hopes", Ted Nugent - "Heads Will Roll"

After Van Driessen falls off his desk and lands in the hospital, the class gets a substitute teacher -- until he falls off the desk, too.

videos: Extreme - "Hole Hearted", Jamie Walters - "Hold On", Chavez - "Break Up Your Band"

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

videos: Paula Abdul - "Crazy Cool", Milla - "Gentleman Who Fell", Built To Spill - "In The Morning"

Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced".

videos: Hum - "Stars", M.I.R.V. - "Shave My Face Off", Mike Watt - "Piss Bottle Man", Six Finger Satellite - "Parlour Games"

The boys get invited to play in a football game; Butt-head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.

videos: Snoop Dogg - ""Gin and Juice""

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight.

videos: Hole - ""Violet""

Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.

videos: Rednex - ""Cotton Eyed Joe""

The boys find a wounded baby bird and try to ""take care"" of it.

videos: Toadies - ""Possum Kingdom""

Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.

videos: Helium - ""Pat's Trick""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.

videos: Madonna - ""Secret""

The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.

videos: Beastie Boys - ""Sabotage""

The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.

videos: The Prodigy - ""Poison""

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.

videos: Lordz Of Brooklyn - ""Saturday Night Fever""

After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start ""arresting"" everyone in sight.

videos: Tool - ""Prison Sex""

The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.

After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."

videos: Elastica - ""Connection""

The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.

videos: Coolio - ""Gangsta's Paradise""

Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does. Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.

videos: Del Amitri - ""Roll To Me""

After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.

videos: Tom Jones - ""If I Only Knew""

After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.

Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.

videos: Henry Rollins - ""Disconnect""

Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to ""get some;"" Beavis wants to watch.

videos: Pantera - ""This Love"" The Murmurs - ""You Suck""

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.

videos: Rolling Stones - ""Love Is Strong""

During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger. videos: Sugartooth - ""Sold My Fortune""

Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.

videos: R.E.M. - ""Shiny Happy People""

Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.

videos: Shaggy - ""Boombastic""

The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up and reminisce about it...all in one day.

videos: Soundgarden - ""Black Hole Sun""

The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.

videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Vasoline""

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the ""Butt Scratcher 2000""and try to sell it.

videos: Tori Amos - ""God""

Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.

videos: Beastie Boys - ""Pass The Mic""

The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.

videos: Weezer - ""Buddy Holly""

Beavis and Butt-head try to earn workman's compensation...the hard way.

videos: Foo Fighters - ""I'll Stick Around""

The boys drive Principal McVicker insane, sending him to a mental home.

videos: Doctor Dre' - ""Keep Their Heads Ringin'""

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.

videos: Janet Jackson - ""You Want This""

The school's guidance counselor tries to help the boys figure out what their futures hold.

videos: Hum - ""Stars"" Sir Mix-A-Lot - ""Ride""

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.

videos: Korn - ""Blind""

Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt.

videos: Vanilla Ice - ""I Love You""

Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's forefathers from the boys; they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.

After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead. In the teachers' lounge at Highland High, Mr. Van Driessen wants to mourn Beavis and Butt-head by "celebrating their lives;" Principal McVicker wants to cash in on the tragedy by holding a fundraiser for the school; Buzzcut is just happy they're dead. Flashbacks a-plenty as the supporting cast recalls their fond memories of Beavis and Butt-head.