Rent-a-Goalie (2006)
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Sarain Boylan as Malta
Episodes 8
Nickname Lockout
When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.
Read MoreGnarsty Snarch
Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.
Read MoreThe Cheesemaker's Oath
Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly.
Read MoreEva Has a Dot Dot Dot
Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.
Read MoreHam in a Pram
Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.
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