Kappa Tau and Omega Chi face off in an epic battle of practical jokes complete with waterguns, duct tape and farm animals. Rusty tries to mediate the situation to save his friendship with Calvin but finds it only escalates the rivalry. Meanwhile, Casey learns that the only way to rid ZBZ of Lizzi, the conservative national rep overseeing them, is to forgive Frannie and reinstate her in a "diamond" ceremony.

The KTs race to return a stash of stolen campus goods, hoping not to get caught by security. Elsewhere, Casey sneaks Max into a faculty party so he can meet a visiting professor that needs an intern, and Ashleigh considers taking her relationship with Fisher public.