Tom Segura helps Bert butcher an emu, then Joey Diaz joins them for Bert's crystal therapy session and the three later enjoy hand-rolled cigars.

Nikki Glaser and Caitlyn Jenner join Bert for ax throwing, archery and candid talk about identity, while Fortune Feimster assists him in milking a goat.

Bobby Lee and Donnell Rawlings visit Bert for a day of "release," with coffee enemas, scream therapy, a spa cleanse and honest discussion of past traumas.

Bert hopes to bring together friends from different backgrounds, but learns a lesson when things get awkward with Ms. Pat, Kaley Cuoco and Joel McHale.