Frances Conroy as Loretta Stinson

Episodes 9

Do I Know You?

7.8
September 22, 200823m
4x1

Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin.

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The Best Burger in New York

7.8
September 29, 200823m
4x2

Marshall claims that he had the best hamburger in the world during his first week in New York City, but he forgot where the burger joint is located. The gang then hits the streets of Manhattan to help him find it.

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I Heart NJ

7.4
October 6, 200823m
4x3

When Stella's babysitter cancels, a night out turns into the gang hanging out at her place, and Ted talks up New Jersey... until he learns Stella wants him to move there after marriage.

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Intervention

7.9
October 13, 200823m
4x4

When Ted is packing his stuff for his move to New Jersey, he discovers that the gang was going to hold an intervention for his engagement to Stella and demands they hold it anyway.

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Shelter Island

7.5
October 20, 200823m
4x5

Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.

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Happily Ever After

7.4
November 3, 200821m
4x6

A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.

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Not a Father's Day

7.2
November 10, 200823m
4x7

Barney creates a holiday to celebrate not being a father. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily first wants advice from Ted and Robin.

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Woooo!

7.5
November 17, 200823m
4x8

A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ.

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The Naked Man

7.9
November 24, 200821m
4x9

The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.

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The Fight

7.6
December 8, 200821m
4x10

Ted (to prove he's not a milquetoast) and Barney (to impress Robin) pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth at MacLaren's.

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Little Minnesota

7.6
Mid-Season Finale
December 15, 200821m
4x11

Ted tries to keep his irresponsible sister from hooking up with Barney during her trip to New York, and Robin starts hanging out with Marshall at a bar for Minnesotans, not telling them that she's really Canadian.

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Benefits

7.9
January 12, 200921m
4x12

Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom.

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Three Days of Snow

7.6
January 19, 200923m
4x13

Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition. Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.

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The Possimpible

7.7
February 2, 200921m
4x14

Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.

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The Stinsons

7.8
March 2, 200923m
4x15

The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.

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Sorry, Bro

7.2
March 9, 200923m
4x16

Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.

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The Front Porch

7.6
March 16, 200923m
4x17

Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.

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Old King Clancy

7.5
March 23, 200921m
4x18

Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.

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Murtaugh

7.9
March 30, 200921m
4x19

When Barney learns Ted has a list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do, he sets out to do every task within 24 hours in order to prove Ted wrong.

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Mosbius Designs

7.3
April 13, 200922m
4x20

Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.

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The Three Days Rule

7.8
April 27, 200923m
4x21

Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.

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Right Place, Right Time

7.3
May 4, 200921m
4x22

Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.

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As Fast as She Can

7.2
May 11, 200923m
4x23

Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

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The Leap

7.7
Season Finale
May 18, 200923m
4x24

Ted is trying to keep his architecture firm afloat by doing an all-nighter, but Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party, on the fourth season finale.

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Big Days

7.3
September 20, 201023m
6x1

When Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl, Ted realizes that she is there with Cindy, a girl he previously dated who is also the roommate of his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is heartbroken over Don, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family.

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Cleaning House

7.8
September 27, 201023m
6x2

When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.

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Unfinished

7.3
October 4, 201023m
6x3

Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk dials Don.

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Subway Wars

7.5
October 11, 201023m
6x4

When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.

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Architect of Destruction

7.3
October 18, 201023m
6x5

Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.

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Baby Talk

7.3
October 25, 201023m
6x6

Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.

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Canning Randy

7.3
November 1, 201023m
6x7

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

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Natural History

7.6
November 8, 201023m
6x8

When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain.

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Glitter

7.8
November 15, 201023m
6x9

Barney's discovery of a Canadian kids show called Space Teens, that Robin appeared on as Robin Sparkles, leads the gang to get her to reach out to her co-star, Jessica Glitter.

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Blitzgiving

8.2
November 22, 201023m
6x10

When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.

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The Mermaid Theory

7.5
December 6, 201023m
6x11

When Ted's new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that single men and married women can't be friends, he invites her husband, "The Captain," to hang out with them. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin decide to spend alone time together, and Barney and Lily possibly have a fight.

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False Positive

7.6
Mid-Season Finale
December 13, 201021m
6x12

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang. Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.

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Bad News

8.0
January 3, 201123m
6x13

Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist. Robin begins her new job.

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Last Words

7.8
January 17, 201123m
6x14

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh. Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.

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Oh Honey

7.8
February 7, 201123m
6x15

Barney gets emotional when he opens up to Honey about his life. Ted admits to having feelings for Zoey to the group.

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Desperation Day

7.4
February 14, 201123m
6x16

Barney declares February 13th a holiday for desperate women. Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily. Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.

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Garbage Island

7.3
February 21, 201123m
6x17

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage. Ted runs into The Captain. Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.

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A Change of Heart

7.8
February 28, 201121m
6x18

When Barney starts to have real feelings for Nora, he worries that something is wrong with his heart. Meanwhile, Robin starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog.

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Legendaddy

7.5
March 21, 201123m
6x19

Barney meets his father and is shocked by the differences in their lives. The rest of the gang learn their "gaps"; knowledge they should have by now, but don't.

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The Exploding Meatball Sub

7.2
April 11, 201123m
6x20

Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.

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Hopeless

7.5
April 18, 201123m
6x21

When Barney tries to bond with his father, he asks the gang to help make his life seem more exciting by lying about their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.

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The Perfect Cocktail

7.1
May 2, 201123m
6x22

When Marshall and Barney argue over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel, Robin and Lily try to mix the right combination of cocktails that will force them to make up. Meanwhile, Ted plans a romantic weekend away with Zoey.

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Landmarks

7.5
May 9, 201123m
6x23

When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.

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Challenge Accepted

7.7
Season Finale
May 16, 201123m
6x24

Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship, and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning.

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The Best Man

7.7
September 19, 201123m
7x1

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

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The Naked Truth

7.2
September 19, 201123m
7x2

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

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Ducky Tie

7.8
September 26, 201123m
7x3

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

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The Stinson Missile Crisis

7.4
October 3, 201123m
7x4

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

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Field Trip

7.2
October 10, 201123m
7x5

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

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Mystery vs. History

7.0
October 17, 201123m
7x6

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

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Noretta

7.0
October 24, 201123m
7x7

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

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The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

7.2
October 31, 201123m
7x8

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

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Disaster Averted

7.6
November 7, 201123m
7x9

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

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Tick Tick Tick

8.2
November 14, 201123m
7x10

"Tick Tick Tick" is the tenth episode of the seventh season of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, and the 146th episode overall. It aired on November 14, 2011.

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The Rebound Girl

7.5
November 21, 201123m
7x11

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

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Symphony of Illumination

7.8
Mid-Season Finale
December 5, 201123m
7x12

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

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Tailgate

7.4
January 2, 201223m
7x13

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

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46 Minutes

7.3
January 16, 201223m
7x14

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

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The Burning Beekeeper

7.0
February 6, 201220m
7x15

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

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The Drunk Train

7.5
February 13, 201223m
7x16

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

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No Pressure

7.8
February 20, 201223m
7x17

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

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Karma

7.3
February 27, 201223m
7x18

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

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The Broath

7.5
March 19, 201223m
7x19

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

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Trilogy Time

7.8
April 9, 201223m
7x20

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

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Now We're Even

7.5
April 16, 201223m
7x21

Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

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Good Crazy

7.3
April 30, 201223m
7x22

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

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The Magician's Code (1)

7.4
May 14, 201223m
7x23

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

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The Magician's Code (2)

7.8
Season Finale
May 14, 201223m
7x24

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

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Farhampton

7.6
September 24, 201223m
8x1

Robin’s anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria’s jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.

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The Pre-Nup

7.2
October 1, 201223m
8x2

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

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Nannies

7.0
October 8, 201223m
8x3

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

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Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

7.1
October 15, 201221m
8x4

When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

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The Autumn of Break-Ups

7.1
November 5, 201223m
8x5

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

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Splitsville

7.2
November 12, 201223m
8x6

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

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The Stamp Tramp

6.8
November 19, 201223m
8x7

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney’s return to the strip club circuit.

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Twelve Horny Women

7.1
November 26, 201223m
8x8

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

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Lobster Crawl

7.2
December 3, 201223m
8x9

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin’s Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby, the GNB building.

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The Over-Correction

7.4
December 10, 201223m
8x10

Barney's developing relationship with Patrice leaves Robin questioning his motives. Marshall's widowed mother gets back into the dating pool, but he thinks she may be swimming with a shark.

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The Final Page (1)

7.7
December 17, 201223m
8x11

Robin takes steps to have Patrice fired from WWN, while Marshall puts a jinx on Barney. Later, Ted invites his architecture professor to the dedication of the GNB building, and Marshall and Lily bump into an oddball acquaintance from college.

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The Final Page (2)

8.6
Mid-Season Finale
December 17, 201223m
8x12

Christmas approaches and Ted wrestles with whether to tell Robin about Barney's intentions involving Patrice, while Marshall and Lily get an early Yule gift, a night away from Marvin, but a case of separation anxiety strikes and threatens to ruin the evening.

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Band or DJ?

7.2
January 14, 201321m
8x13

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father’s permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

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Ring Up!

7.3
January 21, 201323m
8x14

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

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P.S. I Love You

7.6
February 4, 201323m
8x15

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin’s “Underneath the Tunes” as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted’s new girlfriend is a stalker.

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Bad Crazy

7.0
February 11, 201323m
8x16

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

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The Ashtray

7.5
February 18, 201323m
8x17

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

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Weekend at Barney's

7.4
February 25, 201323m
8x18

Barney's legendary relationship playbook, which Robin thought was destroyed, rears its head when Ted and Jeanette break up and Barney decides to use his chick manual to help Ted find a new girlfriend.

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The Fortress

7.5
March 18, 201323m
8x19

Barney reluctantly attempts to sell his apartment by holding an open house, during which Ted and Marshall get mistaken for a couple. Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her new job causes her to spend less time at home.

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The Time Travelers

7.6
March 25, 201323m
8x20

Ted and Barney's future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Marshall and Robin have a dance-off.

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Romeward Bound

7.1
April 15, 201321m
8x21

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

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The Bro Mitzvah

7.8
April 29, 201321m
8x22

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

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Something Old

7.1
May 6, 201321m
8x23

Robin desperately tries to locate the item that she buried in Central Park years earlier to wear as her "Something Old" for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask Ted to help them pack for Italy, and Barney invites Robin's father to play Laser Tag in order to bond with him.

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Something New

7.7
Season Finale
May 13, 201323m
8x24

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

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The Locket

7.2
September 23, 201322m
9x1

On their way to Long Island for their wedding weekend, Robin and Barney come across a startling family discovery. Meanwhile, Marshall sees something online that changes the course of his journey east, while Lily confronts Ted about letting go of Robin.

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Coming Back

7.0
September 23, 201321m
9x2

When James reveals that he is getting divorced, Robin worries about how Barney will take the news. Meanwhile, Marshall races to find a way to get to New York in time for the wedding, and Ted deals with being alone at a romantic hotel.

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Last Time in New York

7.0
September 30, 201323m
9x3

When Lily discovers Ted’s list of things he wants to do in New York before he moves for Chicago, she becomes frustrated that she is the only person who knows about his plans. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney realize they have very little time together before their relatives arrive for their wedding.

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The Broken Code

7.0
October 7, 201323m
9x4

While Barney works through his anger at Ted after finding out he still has feelings for Robin, Marshall Skypes in to act as a judge and help settle their dispute. Meanwhile, Lily realizes she is Robin’s only girlfriend.

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The Poker Game

6.8
October 14, 201323m
9x5

Barney is upset after Robin wins James's wedding ring during the poker game, and Ted argues with Marshall and Lily over whether he gave them a wedding gift.

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Knight Vision

7.2
October 21, 201323m
9x6

When Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, he chooses poorly. Meanwhile, Barney and Robin have a confrontation with their minister, and Marshall learns more about his driving companion, Daphne.

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No Questions Asked

7.0
October 28, 201323m
9x7

When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang's help to remove the message while enforcing the "No Questions Asked" rule.

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The Lighthouse

6.9
November 4, 201323m
9x8

When Robin and Loretta's conflict escalates, Barney is caught in the middle. Meanwhile, Marshall and Daphne deal with a stowaway on their road trip, and Ted and Cassie try to enjoy a trip to a lighthouse.

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Platonish

7.4
November 11, 201323m
9x9

During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.

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Mom and Dad

6.4
November 18, 201323m
9x10

Barney concocts a plan when his father arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.

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Bedtime Stories

6.4
November 25, 201321m
9x11

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.

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The Rehearsal Dinner

7.2
December 2, 201321m
9x12

Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.

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Bass Player Wanted

7.3
Mid-Season Finale
December 16, 201323m
9x13

A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.

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Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

6.4
January 13, 201423m
9x14

In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.

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Unpause

7.6
January 20, 201423m
9x15

Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.

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How Your Mother Met Me

8.3
January 27, 201424m
9x16

The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.

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Sunrise

7.6
February 3, 201423m
9x17

Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.

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Rally

7.7
February 24, 201421m
9x18

The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.

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Vesuvius

7.2
March 3, 201423m
9x19

Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watches a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.

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Daisy

7.8
March 10, 201423m
9x20

Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.

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Gary Blauman

7.7
March 17, 201423m
9x21

When Gary Blauman shows up at the wedding, it sends the gang into a frenzy as they each recall an encounter with him.

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The End of the Aisle

7.9
March 24, 201423m
9x22

With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.

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Last Forever (1)

6.5
March 31, 201422m
9x23

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

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Last Forever (2)

5.6
Season Finale
March 31, 201422m
9x24

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

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