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Episodes 57

Pilot

75%
September 19, 200523m
1x1

When Ted's best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily, Ted realizes he'd better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Ted soon meets Robin in a neighborhood bar, immediately becomes smitten and scores a first date. But when Ted can hardly wait to see her again, his eagerness threatens to scare her away.

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Purple Giraffe

72%
September 26, 200523m
1x2

In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.

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The Pineapple Incident

82%
November 28, 200522m
1x10

After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.

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Life Among the Gorillas

73%
March 20, 200622m
1x17

Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria (Erika Singh) while he hasn't sent her anything.

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Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.

77%
April 10, 200622m
1x18

Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his mind

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Milk

77%
May 8, 200622m
1x21

When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.

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Come On

79%
Season Finale
May 15, 200622m
1x22

Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily's interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.

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Where Were We?

76%
September 18, 200621m
2x1

The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.

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Monday Night Football

77%
February 5, 200722m
2x14

When a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and watch it together on Monday. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in Lily's class, while doing the news puts Robin in danger of finding out who won.

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Bachelor Party

74%
April 9, 200723m
2x19

Robin attends Lily's bridal shower and finds the gift that she brought is out of place. Barney hires a stripper for Marshall's bachelor party.

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Something Blue

81%
Season Finale
May 14, 200723m
2x22

It's still Marshall and Lily's big wedding day but now we're at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure out Ted and Robin's secret.

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Wait For It

76%
September 24, 200721m
3x1

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

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The Platinum Rule

78%
Mid-Season Finale
December 10, 200721m
3x11

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

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No Tomorrow

74%
March 17, 200821m
3x12

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

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Ten Sessions

80%
March 24, 200823m
3x13

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

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The Chain of Screaming

75%
April 14, 200823m
3x15

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

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Miracles

78%
Season Finale
May 19, 200823m
3x20

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

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Do I Know You?

78%
September 22, 200823m
4x1

Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin.

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The Best Burger in New York

78%
September 29, 200823m
4x2

Marshall claims that he had the best hamburger in the world during his first week in New York City, but he forgot where the burger joint is located. The gang then hits the streets of Manhattan to help him find it.

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Woooo!

75%
November 17, 200823m
4x8

A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ.

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The Stinsons

78%
March 2, 200923m
4x15

The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.

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As Fast as She Can

72%
May 11, 200923m
4x23

Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

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The Leap

77%
Season Finale
May 18, 200923m
4x24

Ted is trying to keep his architecture firm afloat by doing an all-nighter, but Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party, on the fourth season finale.

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Definitions

77%
September 21, 200923m
5x1

After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

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Robin 101

77%
October 5, 200923m
5x3

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

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The Sexless Innkeeper

73%
October 12, 200923m
5x4

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash

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The Playbook

83%
November 16, 200923m
5x8

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene

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Girls vs. Suits

80%
January 11, 201023m
5x12

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

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Rabbit or Duck

75%
February 8, 201023m
5x15

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment

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Doppelgangers

78%
Season Finale
May 24, 201023m
5x24

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.

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Big Days

73%
September 20, 201023m
6x1

When Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl, Ted realizes that she is there with Cindy, a girl he previously dated who is also the roommate of his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is heartbroken over Don, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family.

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Architect of Destruction

73%
October 18, 201023m
6x5

Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.

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Natural History

76%
November 8, 201023m
6x8

When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain.

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Blitzgiving

82%
November 22, 201023m
6x10

When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.

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Last Words

78%
January 17, 201123m
6x14

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh. Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.

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Oh Honey

78%
February 7, 201123m
6x15

Barney gets emotional when he opens up to Honey about his life. Ted admits to having feelings for Zoey to the group.

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Landmarks

75%
May 9, 201123m
6x23

When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.

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Challenge Accepted

77%
Season Finale
May 16, 201123m
6x24

Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship, and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning.

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The Best Man

77%
September 19, 201123m
7x1

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

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Ducky Tie

78%
September 26, 201123m
7x3

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

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The Rebound Girl

75%
November 21, 201123m
7x11

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

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Tailgate

74%
January 2, 201223m
7x13

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

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The Burning Beekeeper

70%
February 6, 201220m
7x15

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

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The Broath

75%
March 19, 201223m
7x19

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

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Good Crazy

73%
April 30, 201223m
7x22

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

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The Magician's Code (2)

78%
Season Finale
May 14, 201223m
7x24

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

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Farhampton

76%
September 24, 201223m
8x1

Robin’s anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria’s jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.

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The Pre-Nup

72%
October 1, 201223m
8x2

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

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The Final Page (1)

77%
December 17, 201223m
8x11

Robin takes steps to have Patrice fired from WWN, while Marshall puts a jinx on Barney. Later, Ted invites his architecture professor to the dedication of the GNB building, and Marshall and Lily bump into an oddball acquaintance from college.

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Band or DJ?

72%
January 14, 201321m
8x13

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father’s permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

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The Ashtray

75%
February 18, 201323m
8x17

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

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Something New

77%
Season Finale
May 13, 201323m
8x24

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

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The Locket

72%
September 23, 201322m
9x1

On their way to Long Island for their wedding weekend, Robin and Barney come across a startling family discovery. Meanwhile, Marshall sees something online that changes the course of his journey east, while Lily confronts Ted about letting go of Robin.

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Daisy

78%
March 10, 201423m
9x20

Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.

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The End of the Aisle

79%
March 24, 201423m
9x22

With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.

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Last Forever (1)

65%
March 31, 201422m
9x23

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

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Last Forever (2)

56%
Season Finale
March 31, 201422m
9x24

Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.

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