Teacher evaluation day is here and the staff makes a contest of their reviews. Matt figures he's a shoo-in to win (again), but he just taught his class about irony and the students decide to put the lesson to use by playing a trick on the English teacher.

Emily is distraught when Matt goes on a date (his first since Abby's death) with a published author and college professor. Sam buys mass quantities at the warehouse store.

Sarah surprises Sam on his birthday by reuniting him with his daughter Debbie. But old differences don't die easily.

Matt refuses to even consider allowing Sarah to get a nose job, so she schedules the surgery behind his back.