A high school cheerleader faces a grisly manifestation of her self-deprecating inner demons.

A rugged man who continues to be oppressed by his foster parents heads to the big city wearing a jacket he found in a river.

Bessie and Winston "Slug" Winters are married coaches whose mission is to whip their college football team into shape. Just in time, they discover a hillbilly farmhand and his sister. The hillbilly farmhand's ability to throw melons enables him to become their star passing ace.

The stooges are mistaken by a gangster for the "Three Horsemen of Boulder Dam", famous football players. Hired to play for his team, they blow the big game and get it in the end. Lucille Ball has a nice part as a gun moll.

While Alfalfa was away at military school, his letters to his friends back home bragged about how he was a star football player. Now that he's back home, he has to prove it.

Jennifer and Amber Cluck accompany a montage of potentially homoerotic touching from TV sportscasts with a song about being "in love with a guy who's afraid to use his charms."

The Green Bay Packers teach football tips.

One is the quarterback and mute. The other comes up with poor comic excuses for his bad play, and then oppresses his partner.

It's the mice versus the cats in a football stadium.