I think Lady Bird is my film for 2017 where me and everyone else on the planet just straight up do not see eye to eye. At no point during Lady Bird did I feel drawn in. I genuinely did not enjoy my time with Greta Gerwig's directorial debut. I haven't come across a single other person who feels the same, but I must be honest to my experience.
Normally this is where I would say something along the lines of, "It's just because this isn't my sort of movie" except that last year Edge of Seventeen dealt with virtually identical subject matter and that was one of my favourite movies of the year.
So I'm just wrong I guess?
Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible.