Everything about 'Red, White & Royal Blue' screams bad movie, yet somehow it manages to make itself watchable.

I've not entirely sure how, as there honestly isn't one element of it that I'd class as absolutely good. The run time is too long, the acting is just OK, the story is (or should be, I guess) lousy and the dialogue is genuinely terrible, like toe-curlingly so. It, too, has the cheap feel of a Hallmark-esque film, well without that company's obligatory straightness, obvs. However, there's no doubting they make it work.

I haven't got anything more to add, doing so would jus... read the rest.