Hard As Wood


Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?

  1. Chris Ward


  2. Michael Brandon


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  1. CD

    Chuck DiRocco

  2. CW

    Colin West

  3. FS

    François Sagat

  4. JR

    Joey Russo

  5. MB

    Michael Brandon

  6. MP

    Mike Power

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Status Released

Original Language English

Runtime 2h 36m

Budget -

Revenue -

Homepage -

Release Information

  • November 2, 2005
    X, Theatrical


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