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Favorite lines?
posted by catmydogsSTAFFMOD on February 18, 2017 at 10:54 PM
This is always a fun thread. What is your favorite line?
So many! I like : " you're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
Reply by Howard Burns
on February 18, 2017 at 11:00 PM
"I am...in a world....of shit!"
"I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister"
Pretty much everything from R. Lee Ermey
Reply by RCH2288
on February 23, 2017 at 7:27 PM
"I bet you're the kind of guy to f*ck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around" LMAO....... that line makes me laugh every time
Reply by Howard Burns
on February 23, 2017 at 7:56 PM
That is definitely one of his best, lol...and this one also kills me: "You best square your @ss away and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks, or I will definitely f*ck you up!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 13, 2018 at 7:44 AM
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Reply by A-Dubya
on January 21, 2019 at 5:37 AM
"Me love you long time!"
Reply by movie_nazi
on March 6, 2019 at 2:38 PM
Sir! I said it sir!
Well, what do we got here. A fucking comedian. Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
(punches him in the gut)
You little scumbag! I got your name! I got YOUR ASS! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you!
Oh man, so many good lines. Even in the Vietnam scenes there are some really good ones. I could type almost the entire script on here.
Reply by VHS-VANDAL
on March 6, 2019 at 4:29 PM
"IF I'M GONNA GET MY BALLS BLOWN OFF FOR A WORD,MY WORD IS POONTANG."