You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)

U 11/11/1977 (US) Comedy 1h 32m
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Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

  1. Coluche

    Director, Writer

  2. Marc Monnet


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  1. Coluche


    Le roi Gros Pif Ier

  2. Dominique Lavanant

    Dominique Lavanant

    La reine Madeleine

  3. Anémone


    La cousine Lucienne

  4. Martin Lamotte

    Martin Lamotte

    Le bouffon

  5. Michel Blanc

    Michel Blanc


  6. Roland Giraud

    Roland Giraud

    Le duc d'Orléans

  7. Gérard Jugnot

    Gérard Jugnot

    Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

  8. Gérard Lanvin

    Gérard Lanvin

    Le chevalier blanc

  9. Thierry Lhermitte

    Thierry Lhermitte

    Le héraut d'armes

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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

Original Title Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine

Status Released

Original Language French

Budget -

Revenue -


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