Crooks (2002)

02/02/2002 (US) Comedy 1h 20m

Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?


During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

  1. Paul Battista

    Director, Writer

  2. Dan Battista


Top Billed Cast

  1. Jim Norton

    Jim Norton


  2. Jessica Alexander


  3. Rozie Bacchi

    Rozie Bacchi


  4. Maggie Bagley


  5. D. Banno

    Postal Worker on Break #5

  6. Carmine Battista

    Frank Perrigrinno

  7. Michael Carrara

    Agent Russo

  8. David Brown

    David Brown

    Officer Tafoozi

  9. Charlie Callas

    Charlie Callas

    Sol solzberg

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Status Released

Original Language English

Budget $500.00

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