Cast 31

1. 

   Robbie Coltrane

   Francis Forbes Clunie

2. 

   Fiona Fullerton

   Dr. Olive Branch

3. 

   Jean Anderson

   Mrs Napier

4. 

   Craig Ferguson

   Det. Sgt. Ure

5. Aine O'Connor

   Lauren McCall

6. Aine O'Connor

   Lauren MacCall

7. 

   Midge Ure

   Gus McCurdie

8. 

   Ron Donachie

   Davie

9. Jimmie MacGregor

   Hughie

10. Natasha Gerson

    Nurse Josephine

11. Eilidh Fraser

    Nurse Betty

12. Alec Heggie

    McTaggart

13. Bill Murdoch

    Bald Santa

14. 

    Jake D'Arcy

    Drunken Bum

15. Terry Neason

    Krankie Woman

16. Sheila Duffy

    Newscaster

17. Fenella Kerr

    Reporter

18. Moss Heights

    Poor Joe Pavarotti

19. Andrew Dallmeyer

    Van Centre Manager

20. Ken Manners

    Van Washer

21. 

    Jim Boyce

    Dougie

22. Allan Sharpe

    Rab

23. Michelle Esclapez

    Mr McCurdie's PA

24. Harry Glass

    Newsvendor

25. Rab Handleigh

    Taxi Driver

26. Seamus Gubbins

    Bar Manager

27. Garry Stewart

    Bartender

28. Ron Paterson

    MC

29. 

    Freddie Boardley

    Tam Burlaine

30. Allan Ross

    Archie

31. 

    Iain McColl

    Marksman

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