1). If you're Sean Connery and you get offered a ton of money to appear in a remake of Thunderball, just say no.
2). Never locate a health spa next to a NATO base.
3). Spectre briefing rooms are not supposed to look like library reading rooms.
4). Fatima Blush is no Fiona Volpe.
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Reply by fan_of_films
on August 27, 2018 at 10:02 AM
5) Remakes are never as good as the original.
6) Urine can kill you.
7) Toupees can stay on underwater.
8) Rocket powered motorbikes are a great way to get through the French Riviera traffic.
Reply by Savage918
on August 27, 2018 at 10:27 AM
8). Always carry a suitcase full of gourmet food with you.
9). When M tells you to eliminate free radicals, reply, "Do I look like a member of Seal Team Six to you?"
10). Everyone knows that the credits sequence of James Bond movies are supposed to have naked women cavorting on them.
11). NOTHING will distract English soccer fans when they're watching a match on TV, not even two men trying to kill each other.