While we're at artsy-fartsy movies, this was actually a good one. You learn from the description that it's an Iranian movie shot entirely in black and white. But not just for shits and giggles. It's actually got style!
It's a...vampire fairytale? It's weird. The sets feel properly exotic. The scenes feel dreamy and surreal. Moody yet strangely cheerful. It's probably about nothing, but it's strangely satisfying.
Until you wake up and find out that it's actually shot entirely in California and the actors are all American. But it was nice while it lasted.