... to cite when someone attempts to argue that there's no such thing as a bad movie, it's just a matter of personal preference.

No, there is such a thing as a bad movie. This is among them.

I stomached through to the part when they broke the glass, skipped forward to the end and realized that even this partial viewing was a waste of my life.

If the parts I missed make this the second coming of Citizen Kane, I'll give it another attempt - trusting y'all'll let me know.