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Things we learned from First Blood
posted by RickersSTAFFMOD on September 1, 2017 at 4:01 AM
1) All he wanted was something to eat.
2) If the box is wired, you won't be able to find his legs.
Reply by JAYJAY1234
on September 1, 2017 at 2:26 PM
3) Always keep a needle and thread in your knife handle. You never know when you’re going to need to jump off a cliff into a tree.
Reply by gspgreases
on September 1, 2017 at 4:56 PM
4) A cop's duties is to shave people they arrest
5) When a cop says he'll give you a ride to a diner, he means he will take you to the town's exit
6) Local law enforcement hate the vets that fight for their country
7) its near impossible to fall off a motorcycle when riding fast on rough, wet or slick terrain.
8) Popping wheelies in a high speed police chase is normal......for rambo
Reply by Rickers
on September 2, 2017 at 3:32 AM
LOL, that's hilarious...and with a straight razor no less.
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on September 4, 2017 at 1:56 PM
To get a Green Beret to answer the radio, announce the names of his squad members, and the name of his squad.
Find out what makes a billy goat puke and learn how to eat it if you want to learn how to live off the land.
Keep your eyes on the road to prevent accidents.
If you're forgetting something, it's Rambo.
Nothing is over! Nothing!!
If a kid ever comes up to you with a box and asks, "Shine shoes? Shine?" Say, no and then run in the other direction.
Reply by A-Dubya
on June 16, 2019 at 4:07 AM
9) Weekend warriors have access to RPG weapons.