Cast 79

1. 

   Drake Bell

   Dragonfly

2. 

   Sara Paxton

   Jill Johnson

3. 

   Christopher McDonald

   Lou Landers

4. 

   Leslie Nielsen

   Uncle Albert Adams

5. 

   Kevin Hart

   Trey

6. 

   Marion Ross

   Aunt Lucille

7. 

   Ryan Hansen

   Lance Landers

8. 

   Keith David

   The Chief of Police

9. 

   Brent Spiner

   Dr. Strom

10. 

    Robert Joy

    Dr. Hawking

11. 

    Jeffrey Tambor

    Dr. Whitby

12. 

    Ryan Stiles

    Blaine Riker

13. 

    Nicole Sullivan

    Julia Riker

14. Sam Cohen

    Young Rick

15. 

    Regina Hall

    Mrs. Xavier

16. Marisa Lauren

    Storm

17. 

    Craig Bierko

    Wolverine (scenes deleted)

18. 

    Richard Tillman

    Leg-Shaving Wolverine

19. 

    Simon Rex

    The Human Torch

20. 

    Dan Castellaneta

    Carlson

21. Atom Gorelick

    Stretchy Boy

22. Alison Woods

    Stretchy Girl

23. 

    Eric Artell

    Sneezo

24. Sean Simms

    Barry Bonds

25. 

    Pamela Anderson

    Invisible Girl

26. 

    Miles Fisher

    Tom Cruise

27. 

    Brian Carpenter

    Matthews

28. 

    Vincent Larusso

    Bank Robber

29. 

    Michael Papajohn

    "Gimme your wallet"

30. 

    Anna Osceola

    "Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

31. 

    Rod McLachlan

    Actual Editor

32. 

    John Getz

    Lunatic Editor

33. 

    Charlene Tilton

    Jill's Mother

34. 

    Jenica Bergere

    "Mr. Landers!"

35. 

    Byrne Offutt

    Reporter Ed

36. 

    Vic Polizos

    Undertaker

37. 

    Daryl J. Johnson

    "Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

38. 

    Kent Shocknek

    News Anchor

39. 

    Amanda Carlin

    Principal

40. Clay Greenbush

    Dead Blonde Woman's Husband

41. 

    Kurt Fuller

    Bank Loan Officer

42. Seth McCook

    Paperclip Guy

43. 

    Craig Mazin

    "Okay, I come back"

44. 

    Jonathan Chase

    Onlooker #1

45. Kourtney Kaas

    Onlooker #2

46. Karlton Johnson

    Truck Driver

47. Charles W. Gray

    "Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"

48. 

    Wendy L. Walsh

    Live Reporter

49. 

    Ian Patrick Williams

    King of Sweden

50. Elisabeth Noone

    "Take me...."

51. 

    Aki Aleong

    Dalai Lama

52. 

    Howard Mungo

    Nelson Mandela

53. 

    David McKnight

    Bishop Tutu

54. Freddie Pierce

    Tony Bennett

55. 

    Steve Monroe

    Nerdy Dragonfly

56. 

    Jerry Haleva

    Saddam Hussein

57. Jeremiah Hu

    Asian Hourglass

58. 

    Matt Champagne

    "Excuse me, there's a line!"

59. Susan Breslau

    Mourner

60. 

    Nick Kiriazis

    Police Officer

61. 

    Aubrie Lemon

    Dead Blonde Woman

62. 

    Ajay Mehta

    Convenience Store Owner

63. Cameron Ali Sims

    Xavier's Son

64. 

    Lil' Kim

    Xavier's Daughter

65. 

    Jordan Rubin

    The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)

66. Shanna Beauchamp

    Student (uncredited)

67. James J. Burke

    YouTube User (uncredited)

68. Kristen Endow

    HS Student (uncredited)

69. Timothy Farmer

    Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)

70. 

    Whitney Ann Jenkins

    Pink Superhero (uncredited)

71. 

    James Lew

    Shaolin Monk (uncredited)

72. 

    Alan Mueting

    Security Man (uncredited)

73. Gene Richards

    Chicken Man (uncredited)

74. 

    Marque Richardson

    Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)

75. 

    Thomas Rosales Jr.

    Bandit in Alley (uncredited)

76. Jeffry Tamara

    Student (uncredited)

77. 

    Manu Toigo

    Award Presenter (uncredited)

78. Julie Van

    Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)

79. 

    Tracy Morgan

    Professor Xavier

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