Because of his salacious language, late-night radio advice-show host Leon Phelps, along with his sweet and loyal producer Julie, is fired from his Chicago gig. Leon gets a letter from a former lover promising a life of wealth, but he doesn't know who she is. Can Leon find his secret sugar-mama? What about Julie?

A vegan-goth high school student falls in love with her new English teacher and develops a problematic taste for human flesh.

Two men have a contest to see which one can be the first to eat a large slice of watermelon.