Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive meal.

Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.

Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.

Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.

Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it may be too late.

Allora, vediamo: Joel sta in manicomio, Sheila è incatenata a un palo e Abby è a caccia di bile serba. Sì, tutto nella norma.

Ansiosi di riuscire a concludere un nuovo contratto remunerativo, Joel e Sheila ragionano su come battere gli agenti immobiliari avversari... senza ucciderli.

Quando una vecchia conoscenza chiede loro un favore, Joel e Sheila si ritrovano tra nazisti, biglietti della lotteria e una straordinaria opera di falegnameria.

Eric ha problemi con le ragazze, la rabbia di Abby affiora e la cantina ospita una testa parlante. Ci mancava la vicina che vuole le lasagne!

Una sarcastica recensione online ritorna a tormentare Joel. Intanto, la nuova amicizia di Sheila si dimostra problematica e Abby si adatta alla sua nuova identità.

Un colonnello può essere collegato alla storia delle vongole? Joel intende scoprirlo. Abby ha un appuntamento e Sheila è in disaccordo con il suo capo.

Eric non ha la stoffa dello 007 e la sua missione sotto copertura incontra un ostacolo. Intanto, Joel e Sheila temono che Abby stia perdendo il controllo.

Sheila e Joel collegano gli eventi della notte precedente mentre affrontano un problema professionale. Abby prova un nuovo look coraggioso grazie a Lisa.

Joel e Sheila scoprono che l'apocalisse delle vongole potrebbe essere imminente. Anne accetta le critiche costruttive da vera professionista.

Quando le opzioni scarseggiano e la paranoia cresce, Joel e Sheila considerano la possibilità di passare all'azione. Eric e Abby studiano un buon piano.

God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.