Rik Mayall as Alan B'Stard

Episodes 26

Happiness is a Warm Gun

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September 13, 198730m
1x1

Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

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Passport to Freedom

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September 20, 198730m
1x2

Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

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Sex is Wrong

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September 27, 198730m
1x3

Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

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Waste Not, Want Not

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October 4, 198730m
1x4

Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

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Friends of St. James

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October 11, 198730m
1x5

Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

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Three Line Whipping

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October 18, 198730m
1x6

Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

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Baa Baa Black Sheep

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Season Finale
October 25, 198730m
1x7

Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.

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This short, produced by Yorkshire Television for the BBC, is also known as 'Alan B'Stard At No. 10'.

Alan tries to get Margaret Thatcher to disband the BBC.

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Fatal Extraction

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January 15, 198930m
2x1

Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

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Live from Westminster

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January 22, 198930m
2x2

Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

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A Wapping Conspiracy

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January 29, 198930m
2x3

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

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The Haltemprice Bunker

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February 5, 198930m
2x4

Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

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California Here I Come

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February 12, 198930m
2x5

Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

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May the Best Man Win

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February 19, 198930m
2x6

Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

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Piers of the Realm

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Season Finale
February 26, 198930m
2x7

Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

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Who Shot Alan B'Stard?

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January 14, 199030m
0x2

Having survived the assassination attempt, Alan starts a campaign to bring back capital punishment.

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Labour of Love

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January 6, 199130m
3x1

A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

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The Party's Over

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January 13, 199130m
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Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

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Let Them Sniff Cake

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January 20, 199130m
3x3

Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

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Keeping Mum

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January 27, 199130m
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Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

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Natural Selection

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February 4, 199130m
3x5

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

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Profit of Boom

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Season Finale
February 11, 199130m
3x6

MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

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Back from the Mort

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November 22, 199230m
4x1

Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

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H*A*S*H

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November 29, 199230m
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Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.

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Speaking in Tongues

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December 6, 199230m
4x3

Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

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Heil and Farewell

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December 13, 199230m
4x4

Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

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A Bigger Splash

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December 20, 199230m
4x5

Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.

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The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard

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Season Finale
December 26, 199230m
4x6

With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.

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A. B'Stard Exposed

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December 30, 199430m
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Having been re-elected to Parliament from a district in Wales, Alan is interviewed about his plans for the future.

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