Spooner's Patch (1979)
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Patricia Hayes as Mrs. Cantaford
Episodes 13
Psycho On The Roof
Mrs. Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge - almost literally - when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
Read MoreSpooner's Box
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
Read MoreSpooner's Thatch
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
Read MoreThe Birthday Double
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.
Read MoreThe Big Match
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
Read MoreThe Lock-Up
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
Read MoreFinders, Keepers...!
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
Read MoreSuffer The Little Children
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
Read MoreVote, Mrs. Cantaford
Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
Read MorePolice Intelligence
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
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