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Favorite lines
posted by HermioneSTAFFMOD on February 18, 2017 at 2:21 PM
Lloyd: You lost your job? Haha, you are such a pathetic loser!
Harry: Wow, would you look at the butt on that?! Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
Lloyd: Aha, Samsonite. I was way off!
Kick his ass, Seabass!
Lloyd: Seabass offered to pick up our tab. Waitress: Seabass said that?
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent. New Jersey?
Reply by Patty
on August 16, 2017 at 1:33 PM
I love when Harry brings the dogs to the dog show and calls their owner "Mrs. Noogieburger." He just can't get her name right. Or when they are dueling with their canes at the owl benefit and Lloyd screams "Timeout!" I use that one all the time at home. Last night we were remembering the scene where they get away with not paying for their meal, and Harry asks Lloyd how he came up with the scheme. Lloyd says he saw it in a movie once. Harry asks him if the guys in the movie got away and Lloyd says "No, in the movie the thugs catch up with them about 1/4 mile down the freeway!" One of my other faves is when they are in the hotel and Harry busts in with a gun. He empties the gun and Lloyd says "Harry, you're alive! And you're a lousy shot!"
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on August 20, 2017 at 3:23 AM
Reply by FrankSmith
on May 28, 2019 at 2:40 PM
H: Are you sure you went to the right bar?
L: Yep… Pretty sure. Lobby bar. Right in the lobby.
Reply by A-Dubya
on May 29, 2019 at 9:40 PM
Yes, that was the line I was going to say.
Also one I like is "One half teaspoon for fast, effective relief."
Reply by Filmbuff29
on August 30, 2022 at 4:47 PM
"We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on August 30, 2022 at 10:44 PM
"Austria, eh? I'll throw another shrimp on the bahhh-bie" .
"I'll just sit by the bar... put out the vibe."
"TurboLax - for fast, effective relief."
"Tic Tac, sir?"
Reply by Crazypiglady
on January 1, 2023 at 7:29 PM
"Harry, your hands are freezing!"
"What was all that one-in-a-million talk?"
"Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase...,"
Reply by Crazypiglady
on January 6, 2023 at 6:01 AM
[At the petrol station before harry sets fire to himself] Harry: Skis huh? FBI Agent Beth Jordan: Yep Harry: They yours? Beth: Yep. Harry: Both of em?
[just before harry sticks his tongue to the ski lift] Mary: I haven’t been out that much in the last couple of weeks. Harry: Oh yeah, why not? Mary: Um, there’s been some family problems. … but I don't want to bore you with those. Harry: Thanks.