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Movie Facts

Status: Released

Runtime: 96

Budget: $0

Revenue: $0

Language: en

Webpage: -

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  •  R

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Content Score: 100

2.5/10 (2 votes)

Overview

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!

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This Ain't No Hula!

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Director: Andy Sidaris
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Ronn Moss

Ronn Moss
as Rowdy Abilene

Dona Speir

Dona Speir
as Donna Hamilton

Harold Diamond

Harold Diamond
as Jade

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A review by DrMarty

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."